So I’ve been thinking about something… Herpes, I don’t have it, that’s not it… But, apparently 1 in 5 people do and it seems like they are all happy… what gives?
What we know is that this person obviously has been having some sex, probably lots of sex with lots of people, which is how they got the herp in the first place.
But now, according to TV, they are travelling? People with herpes all have lovers, according to tv. Also they travel to far away lands, lakes, beaches and sailing trips. WTF is up with this?
”Hi, I’m Steve, I love to hike…”as he climbs Mount Everest. “…and I have herpes.” So what? Does one have an affect on the other? I mean… do your lip sores help you climb rocks?
“Hi, I’m Sonja, hehehe and I love to fish with my dog… and I have herpes…” Ok, so does having herpes make for great fish bait? I’m not sure I get the picture here. Are you telling me it is ok to have the herp? Do fish smell your gina warts and all of a sudden jump in your boat? What am I missing?
”Who has time to put cream on their herpes 7 times a day..” Uhm, you with the pussy bag on your Johnson, you are the one that has time to put some cream on your deal.
It’s like, you are banging and getting the herp, and as soon as you got it a little herpes gnome, and I’m picturing travelocity gnome with a herpes pimple on his lip and blood shot eyes, pops up(literally) and gives you vouture for a trip to a lake and 25% off all Hilton hotels. Now all of a sudden you are Mr. Popularity with some huge blister on your nut sack.
You get herpes and you have like 100 friends, it’s like joining a fraternity or the free masons or something, you all of a sudden don’t have a free weekend.
“I contracted herpes last year, and this year I’m going on a SEA VOYAAAAAAAGE, with my FRIENDS!!!!!”
It’s like a herpes cruise or something. “My dog doesn’t mind that my face is pussing.” uhm, yeah…
I might have to go get herpes, so I can have a life…
Posted by Matt Groff 
